Conquer The Corndogs

WDE! War Demands Excellence!

The Corndogs are invading! The Corndogs are invading! Wait, I thought corndogs were a type of carnival food. They are, right? No. Well, yes, but no.

"Corndogs" is a codename for an alien invasion force headed to every college town in America. From deep within the Perseus Arm of the Milky Way, the Corndogs picked up a satellite feed from earth of a college football game. The immediately wanted to participate in the melee and considered the satellite feed a cosmic challenge. The only problem is, as so often happens with communication between aliens, the Corndogs misinterpreted the spirit of the sport and initiated a full on invasion.

College towns across the land are under attack. The only way to repel these invaders is to suit up in our own armor (football pads) and hurl specially designed, high-tech footballs infused with school spirit at those Corndogs before they reach the ground. Good Luck!